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| REVIEWS |
Unknown wrote
Wes is the Best!!!
Dr. Phil wrote
I f*cked the topless intern. Thanks for the shirt.
jacques wrote
I f*cked steve and ned.
Sam Jane, Deep-Grade Frogman wrote
Klaus is a sweetheart. He captivates my heart, Stevesie is my hero, and Kingsley Ned Zissou will always be remembered. This is my favorite movie of all time!!!!!!!!
cheezeballer wrote
I'm devoting the rest of my life to create 'Team Zissou', who's with me!
Jon H. wrote
Gnarly shirts yall, Zissou is the man.
Clause wrote
Zis is the Steve Zissou show, not zee ned show
BAGETT wrote
VIVA LA ZISSOU
Eustus wrote
You've come a long way for 'i don't know' sonny
Jack Manfred wrote
I also ordered myself a red cap and a Speedo.
Steve Zissou's Chinese cousin wrote
Nice Shirts! You need more!!!
hola at ya boy wrote
i got it now all i need is a glock to go with it
Blue star cadet wrote
Why didnt i get a glock
Ham. wrote
Make a jumpsuit.
to papa steave wrote
you spelled steve wrong. and you get the Team Zissou Ring after 2 years of enrollment. did you even watch the movie?
Klaus wrote
I didn't just like it?!
Ned wrote
If you ever touch me again iI will kick your god damn teeth out. is that understood?
Steve Daimler wrote
I'm the only one in my school with a Team Zissou shirt...No one else got one....What's the deal??
Your mom wrote
Ned has a huge penis.
craig travers - glasgow wrote
i like these t shirts cause i loved the film , and i never see anyone wearing them - ever - rare as hens teeth they are ...
To the idiot dr. phil wrote
none of the interns were topless, the topless one was a member of team zissou. Pay attention
Lud wrote
I do get it. what is there to be said of those who do not.
papa steave wrote
ooooooohhhhh i want to be on team zissou....where do i sign up
Stevesy wrote
You need to make a button-down shirt with the team zissou patch on it, so many more people would buy that. If you would, say so. Cause the more responses they get the more likely they'll make it.
420 4 zissou wrote
lovinitt, got all the gear....cept the glock, carry a ruger mk 3 22/45, i can hit the light on a bouy in rough water from 100 yds with open sights....steve would be proud :D
R DUKE wrote
who z shit is kingsley zissou?
Thurl wrote
these shirts are superhot. button down shirts with the patch would be killer.
Intern 1 wrote
swamp leeches? Am I the only one? what's the deal?
kingzzzzleeezz wrote
dance magic dance magic dance
Z wrote
Let me tell you about my boat.
Thanks alot for not picking me. wrote
Be still, Cody. wrote
stevsie wrote
who ze shit is kingsly zissou
Ana Kuds wrote
You really think it's cool to hit the sauce
when you've got a bun in the oven? this shirt kicks ass!
Eleanor Zissu's Evil Twin wrote
Whoo! Go The Life Aquatic! Wes Anderson is the best director ever!
Three legg'd Cody wrote
I f&'ked the intern.
Klaus's nephew wrote
"did you ever wish you could breath underwater?"
margot wrote
who ze shit is kingsley zissou?
OSEARYUSLY wrote
DID YOU NOTICE NED PERCHED AT THE TOP OF THE BELAFONTE SMOKING HIS PIPE AT THE VERY END.
OOHHH!
audrey wrote
i cannot wait to see the darjeeling limited. the life aquatic is my favorite movie of all time
Cedric wrote
i'm with you for making the zissou society
anna wrote
yes awesummm movie lol i need this t-shirt
dusan wrote
team zissou already exists. you cant create it, cheezballer idiot.
sluthoney wrote
dis chirt gets all da bitchezzz
topless intern wrote
the interns havto share a glock
me liky yo shirt
u need to get the button down shirt
simmy wrote
i might be the only one including steve that knows he shoots blanks
Klaus wrote
You know, I 'sink you really misjudge ze guy...
red cap = now!
schoff wrote
revenge
Bill Murray's Alter-ego wrote
Red hat should NOT be sold separately. End of story. Wes Anderson intended things a certain way, because he is a genius, and that certain way is with the hat included.
Allison wrote
My friend wants a Team Zissou ring for Christmas, where can I get one?
Madison wrote
Best shirt (movie) ever created in the history of shirts (movies)
anne-marie wrote
yes for the button down with the patch, and the ring...
Eleanor wrote
Someone please make an Intern shirt!
8======D wrote
to scale!
Ned Plimpton wrote
"no, i dont understand but i can tell its bullshit!"
J. Martine'z - Team Zissou Radioman wrote
Ned didn't die.
Immediately after the crash, blood in the water attracted a school of Taipei Cauter Eels (rare for those waters yet not unheard of) which enveloped his body and delivered a shock of electricity lapsing him into a mild death-like coma while simultaneously cauterizing his wounds.
Shortly after his funeral, and burial at sea, he spontaneously awoke from the coma, struggled to the surface and was escorted back to the ship by the albino dolphins while at the same time scaring the shit out of everyone on deck.
From that moment forward he was lovingly bestowed the nickname "Posie" as in Poseidon (not pocket full of) soul of the Sea.
This information was not immediately released to the public for fear that it would detract from the dramatic conclusion of the documentary.
Ned was formally adopted by Steve and Eleanor, Married Jane, then in turn adopted her baby who they officially named "Kinglsy", and went on to eventually lead the Zissou Society while promoting Klaus to the rank of ship's captain and permanent leader of Team-A.
His other two children (twins, one boy and one girl) graduated from the University of North Alaska, and helped the US Navy develop a top secret nanite-osmosis membrane that allows humans to breath underwater.
On clear moon lit nights, they sit around a campfire on the beach and enjoy their grandfather's tales of adventure on the high seas and the great battle with the legendary Jaguar Shark.
Capt Hennessey wrote
did you hear? Some crooked fuckers broke into my sea lab. Probably the same guys.
Skeeter wrote
"And what would be the scientific purpose of killing the shark?"
"Revenge"
Rick James wrote
Not if I see you first...
Esteban wrote
He is ze Zissou
Jonnie Quest wrote
You think's it's cool to hit the suace while you got a bun in the oven?
Lord Mandrake wrote
Not if I don't see you first, sonny.
Patrick wrote
Captain Zissou, my name is Ned Plimpton.
Okay man.
Jason wrote
Steve, are those hijackers!?
Well, out here we like to call them "pirates," Ned.
dim wrote
"don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern"
Cody Zissou wrote
GET THE BUTTON DOWN SHIRT WITH THE ZISSOU PATCH! THAT WOULD BE SO SICK AND COMPLETE MY COLLECTION!
Keenan wrote
He's the Zissou
Michelle Curves wrote
Revenge!
Edward wrote
Do the interns get Glocks?
Ted wrote
Bill murrey rules the world!!
michael wrote
they're the vietcong man-of-wars.
Papa Steve wrote
I told you to get the hell off of my boat!
Fredrique wrote
Klaus, we're in the middle of lightning strike rescue operation!
zorhan wrote
evr dai wear the shirt i become carnal by women some time twice or third time
Wolodarsky wrote
Son of a bitch, I\'m sick of these dolphins.
Oseary, this is probably my son Ned.
Jane wrote
Get him out of da fucking water.
Who? Oh, you mean Esteban? Thanks for bringing that up.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going on an overnight drunk and in 10 days set out to kill the shark that ate my friend. Anyone who cares to join me is more than welcome.
Jane wrote
What the fuck are you doing in here?
-What the F are YOU doing in here?
Sarah wrote
Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.
Geez I love this movie.
Julie wrote
I'm up for shelling out a few bucks for the Zissuo adidas shoes. Do they exist?
callie wrote
i love klaus, he cracks me up.
fuckinright wrote
MAKE A BUTTON DOWN SHIRT FOR TEAM ZISSOU WITH A POCKET LOGO. DO IT PLEASE!!
Grant wrote
i definitely would shell out a few bucks for the zissou adidas... i don't think they exist though. i'm afraid the shirts will have to do.
T wrote
you'll have to make love to him. it looks like someone glued an acorn onto my lower torso.
Adidas shoes??? wrote
has anyone been able to find the team zissou limited edition adidas shoes?
Owen_in_boots wrote
This shirt is great!
Wes is God wrote
Team Zissou Rocks!!!
I would buy any and all merch that has anything to do with this movie. It's one of my all time favorites.
Ned Plimpton: I'm gonna fight you, Steve.
[Steve hits Ned in the face]
Steve Zissou: You never say, "I'm gonna fight you, Steve." You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him.
Ned Plimpton: You fight your way, and I'll fight mine.
Steve Zissou: Oh, listen, Ned. Don't you try to...
[Ned hits Steve in the face]
Steve Zissou: I think your Team Zissou ring might've caught me on the lip.
Pele Dos Santos wrote
Oh where'd u come from, You look pregnant
Ned wrote
...I better not, quite frankly I don't usually try grass...and yes the shoes do exist I have a pair on the way, e-bay my lads!
the kenner wrote
everybody gets a glock
Kingsly171 wrote
I loved it, seriously.
Thanks. I wish it didn't require the seriously, but thanks.
SnowMama wrote
Did he die before you pulled him out of the water?
Operation Hennessey wrote
Son of a bitch!!! I am sick of these dolphins!!!
The Age of The Dawn wrote
No. Wait. Yes. Damn, they heard too much. Hang up. Hang up the phone, man!
Aaron wrote
this t-shirt is from the movie "a life aquatic" right?
SeuGeorge wrote
Steve: I hope you're not gonna bust our chops Bill.
Bill: Why would I do that?
Steve: Because you're a bond company stooge.
Bill: Well I'm also a human being.
Steve: Fair enough, bring 'em in....HO!
dave wrote
I dressed up as a member of Team Zissou for Halloween, and no one knew who I was.
Dave
pctomm wrote
Lol I thought I was the only one that has one of these shirts :P
Serge wrote
Fucking wannabe hipsters.
Steve Zissou... wrote
She's rich bitch... raised by maids...
Captain Dan wrote
BITCHING! I doubt anyone in my assbackwards town twould gut that shirt. Mores the pity. Mores the damn pity.
Luke wrote
My favorite Wes Anderson film.
Wes Anderson wrote
You're all butt pirates.
Matty B wrote
Ned: "Klaus, if you ever touch me again I'll kick your ass...."
Klaus:"...not if I dont see you first Sonny.."
Mason wrote
- "You look pregnant"
- "I am pregnant"
- "I'm not failing you, but you're all getting incompletes"
Best movie ever.... next to Rushmoore
gavin fletcher wrote
not if i don\'t see you first sonny!
AK wrote
Stole the Z shirt from my ex GREAT idea fantastic tee and free
Meminho wrote
Yo quiero Taco Bell
Vicki wrote
Holy Shit Son Of A Bitch, Cut
oz wrote
meguggles
golfinsteve wrote
when do i get my glock?
brian wrote
make a gypsy cab shirt.
Whirley Bird wrote
Its so great to see that I am not alone in loving this movie. I keep making my friends watch it and they look at me like I pulled a prank on them. One of my favorite parts is when Zissou shows how his equipment plays music and he dances, bust up every time! Go team Zissou & rest in peace Ned
Intern Paul wrote
I'm still waiting for my paycheck. Can I have my red hate back now?
Leopard Fish wrote
"is that a new merit badge your wearing?"
The best movie ever!
Team Zissou - Key West wrote
Dave, thought you might get a kick out of this.
Some friends of ours did a Team Zissou float for Fantasy Fest a few years ago. They won 1st place
http://lazydogadventure.com/float_2005.htm
Mermaniel wrote
I fucked the girl in the pic. Thanks Bill.
Klauss wrote
He's got crazy eye!!
ernie wrote
does anyone know where i score one of those badass red hats?
Kingsly (Ned) Zissou wrote
I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY ELECTRIC JELLYFISH IN ALL MY LIFE!!!!!
steve z wrote
so of a bitch I'm sick of these dolphins
ned wrote
YES!!!!!!!! wes is the best, support zissou
pirate wrote
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh i never seen a better shirt in all my life
Jess wrote
"Happy with the piece, Jane? I'm not. I'm sorry that you think my red hat is....contrived....and that... 'The Zissou of my childhood represents all the dreams I've come to regret'? WHAT??"
Simba G wrote
I didn't know there was a whole world of Steve Zissou fanatics out there, I guess I can come out of the closet now
Wolodarsky wrote
Support Zissou as hard as I have, get a Life Aquatic Tattoo.
lol wrote
Esteban was eaten!
knoh wrote
i have the glock, the pants, wolodarsky's hat, and now all i need is the shirt and shoes.
ahh the shoes...such sweet sorrow.
rob wrote
um.. why isn\'t this ned\'s version??? this is a travesty!
Pele is Bowie wrote
"Stevsey whats going on?Are those hijackers?" "Well out here we call them pirates Ned." Best movie ever!!
Team Zissou intern wrote
YOU LEFT YOUR DOG, YOU IDIOTS!
samo wrote
be still cody
Seu Jorge wrote
Call me Stevezie, Thanks for not picking me to be on the A Team. I named my first son "Life Aquatic", top that suckas!
roz wrote
Alistair: How'd you get my equipment?
Bond Stooge: Well uh... we fucking stole it man
i'm totally getting this shirt. i was upset i couldnt get the red hat, but my friend had preordered it and at least let me wear it
SP420 wrote
"Uh, what is this, Pele?"
"I don't know, uh...it's a map."
Ping wrote
Outstanding. Where can I get the Zissou edition Addiddas?
SHaun wrote
"Anne Marie, do the interns get Glocks?"
"No...they all share one"
BA wrote
Tell them if they don't get off my boat right now... there's gonna be a major shit-storm.
dictated but not read wrote
I always thought he was kind of a closet queer
We never did make great husbands ddi we? well I had an excuse I was a lil gay.
Fish out of water wrote
In college I wrote a paper on this movie for one of my classes. Such a funny yet insightful film.
Campari wrote
J. Martine'z, you weren't supposed to let the Posie out of the bag! Nice post.
Viet Cong Man-o-War wrote
I've never seen a bond company stooge stick his neck out like that before.
Henessey wrote
Neither of us ever made good husbands. Although I had an excuse I'm part gay.
Supposedly everyone is.
MAKE THE BUTTON DOWN AND AN OPERATION HENESSEY SHIRT
OSEARY DRECOLIUS wrote
lets not cast stones at one another my boy
DO YOU HEAR ME GODDAMIT
matthew *wacky mos* o'sullivan wrote
i can read faster then any of you losers!
Effing Jaguar Shark wrote
PLEASE MAKE THE BUTTON DOWN WITH THE PATCH!
Tonaforce wrote
"Should I try to hide the way I feel inside"
acousticanna wrote
yeah the music was immense as the flick! love them. tears of joy. happiness can make you cry!
Tictocman wrote
Great flick...Wes Anderson speaks to me.
tyler wrote
i want them to come out with the zissou addias! those were so awsome!
tyler robinson wrote
hugo. load my elephant gun...with buck shots
glock man wrote
do these shirts shrink?
Nightcrawler666 wrote
Not sure if you can still find them, but the Zissou Adidas were on E-Bay for awhile.
jacquie wrote
i have one
:D
fucking awesome wit my tigers :D
adam wrote
such a great movie. i love the gun fights, there so nonchalante and intense at the same time
Marty wrote
All the interns share a glock
bounty wrote
lol guys i feel like i found home, a topic where everyone is a Zissou FAN! I am simply amazed at this film, one of my all time favourites. Seen like 15 times, cant get bored of it, it has such a special atmosphere and humor. Zissou is the man!
I even bought a Z t-shirt :)
I wrote
"He's the Zissou..."
wilbur wrote
What's your dog's name? Cody. "Smack!" stay still Cody.
the hube wrote
Go Salty Dog, Gainesville, FL!!!!!
wrote wrote
"Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern."
deep search wrote
wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat, and throw them in the water. no, wait. they might have another set. just blow it up.
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