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the chic in the pic wrote
I happen to think that I have very perky and voluptuous tits or at least that's what your daddy told me.
boob monster wrote
you're crazy!! those tits are totally hot!
Kessler wrote
Fucking Hillarious Movie!!! So a racially hes pretty cool? HAHAHAHA!!
miketv wrote
she should be proud of both of them
Walter wrote
Fuck it Dude, lets go bowling
Gierke wrote
8 year olds Dude
faxiaktx@aol.com wrote
Thank you Donny!
J. Quintana wrote
Nobody f-cks with the Jesus
Larry sellers wrote
I am the walrus.
Walter Sobcheck wrote
Do You See What Happens Larry? Do You See What Happens Larry When You Fuck A Stranger In The Ass!
Walter Sobchak, Private Eye wrote
A young trophy wife, uh, in the parlance of our time. I mean shoe goes out and owes money all over town, including to known pornographers...which is cool.
willyno9 wrote
I take it you're not a golfer.
Brandt wrote
Shut the Fuck Up Donny
Wu wrote
Obviuosly, none of you are golfers.
jesus wrote
you got a date wednesday baby!!
james wrote
the rug really tied the room together...
The Dude wrote
Mind if I do a jay?
Donny wrote
Your phones ringing Dude...
bocaj wrote
your entering a world of pain, mark it zero dude!
walter wrote
A bunch of fucking amateurs
The Dude wrote
Bullshit Walter
Jaybird wrote
If my x wife asked me to babysit her dog so her and her boyfriend could go to honalulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why cant you board it.
el duderino wrote
Fuckin ay man, ive got a rash.
eric lebowski, wpb, fl wrote
i can get you a toe
YOU're Jeffrey Lebowski wrote
This aggression will not stand, man!
Hey yo! wrote
Your phone's ringing dude!
DIETER wrote
So, uh...he's a cripple? "Mr. Lebowski is disabled, yes."
:D! wrote
We feel noSSing!
G Bowski wrote
Calmer than you are dude...
walter wrote
oh and also dude, keeping a amphibious rodent...um in the city limits....that aint legal either dude
Walter Sobchak wrote
3,000 Years of beautiful tradition....from Moses to Sandy Koufax....you're goddamn right I f*cking Jewish!
El Duderino wrote
He thinks the carpet pissers did this?
Kins wrote
It's shomer freakin Shabbas!
Fannybaws wrote
I got buddies who died face down in the mud!
Tha gza wrote
I myself dabbled in pacificism, not in nam of course.
the real dude wrote
your out of your element!!!
nice marmots
The Grover wrote
Take the ringer Dude, Ill drive
mojo jojo wrote
Wouldnt hold out much hope for the tape deck though!-Or the creedance!
maude wrote
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Jesus wrote
Nobody fucks witrh the Jesus!
The Dude wrote
Walter! This is not a first amendment thing man!
Stranger wrote
Have it your way, Dude.
Bunny Lebowski wrote
I'll blow you for a thousand
hitman wrote
The chinaman is not the issue here, dude.
Buzzydude wrote
I am the walrus.
Jeffery Lebowski wrote
The prefered nomenclature is asain american.
the nihilist wrote
Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
elvis lives wrote
you're out of your element, Donny. Shut the fuck up!
Heather wrote
Oh and dude, Chinamen is not the preferred nominclature. Asian-American please.
smokey wrote
we're not talking about the people who built the railroads here
his dudness wrote
what are you a fucking park ranger
Unknown wrote
mark it Eight Dude!
walter wrote
fuckin dog has fuckin papers, OVER THE LINE!
urbachiever wrote
Went alright....dude's car got a little banged up.
El Dudearino wrote
I'll suck your cock for $1000......I'm just going to find a cash machine
Walter wrote
we're playin' Quintana and O'Brian... should be pushovers
Yo momma's fuck buddy wrote
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Dez wrote
The Dez Abides
And those are nice tits :)
What is this day of rest shit...this bullshit.. wrote
Jesus
Unknown wrote
I'm stayin....I'm finishing my coffee.
Walter wrote
It's a league game, Smokey.
EL DUDERINO wrote
(Donnys ashes blow in the dudes face)GOSH DAMN IT WALTER.. Why does everything have to be a fuckin travesty to you man???
Bunny Kanoodson wrote
I'm sorry...I wasn't listening. (followed by coffee mug feedback)
Nox Harrington (the video artist) quoting Maude wrote
My art has been comended as strongly vaginal. Even the word makes some men uncomfortable...vagina.
ralph's wrote
This is a private residence man....
JP wrote
Sometimes you eat the bar.. and well, sometimes the bar, well, she eats you.
The Dude wrote
Dude tommorow is already the 10th
Far out
leola pa wrote
just wanted to love ya all men out there play with my lollypop
Kilgore Trout wrote
Stay Outta Malibu!!!!
dave the slave wrote
Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
duder wrote
you are like a child who wanders into a movier and starts asking questions
sittin on the pot wrote
Yeah.... well at least I'm house Broken man
His Dudeness wrote
Yeah, well that's just like, your opinion, man.
Yulie wrote
He treats objects like women man!
Uli Kunkel aka Karl Hungus wrote
Just Give us the F*****g money you little sht.
El Duderino wrote
*laughter* what the fuck is with this guy? who is he?
woooooooooo wrote
there gonna cut your dick off larry!
Malibu Police wrote
Fucking Fascist!
supervillain954 wrote
their calling the cops, man!!
Walter Sobchak wrote
He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donn
fuck you delfino wrote
we'll cut off your johnson!
English Simbo wrote
Ya got any sasparella?
#1 Fan wrote
Bunny wrote
I SAID, I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.. Brent can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
El Duderino wrote
Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So, that's what you call me. You know, that, or his dudeness, or duder, or el duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Jesus F. wrote
The aggression will not stand man, the dude will not abide.
The Dude wrote
Hey, I have a beverage here!
smokey wrote
mark it 8 dude
Pieter wrote
Maude: You can guess what happens next...
The dude: He fixes the cable??
Malibu Chief wrote
"Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town, Lebowski. You don't draw shit."
MJB wrote
Is this your homework Larry?
The Dude wrote
Hows the smut business Jackie?
midgely wrote
there was no...er..we didn't...er..they're gonna kill that poor girl!
Knox Harrington wrote
Zats vhy zey send me. I am expert.
The OTHER Jeffrey Lebowski wrote
The Chinaman 's not the issue, its about drawing a line in the sand, beyond this line you do not.. and dude, those are great tits!
Karl Hungus (log jamming) wrote
I came to fix the cable.
Dude's Landlord wrote
nice jacks! I wonder if she would like to come to my recital and give me some notes?
jesus wrote
Let me tell you somethin pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your peice out on the lanes. I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass, and pull the fuckin trigga till it goes, CLICK!
Nobody fucks with the jesus
malibu stacy wrote
I still jerk off manually...........of course you do, dude
Pet dick wrote
Stay the fuck away from my special lady friend Defino
walter wrote
nothing is fucked
Walter wrote
First of all Jaybird, you don't have an x wife
Adam wrote
And I sure as hell dont fucking roll!!!
Jeffrey wrote
You mean "coitus"....?
Sobchak security wrote
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am i the only one who gives a shit about the rules?
Duder wrote
Near the in and out burger
Landlord wrote
Dude, tomorrow's already the 10th
He wrote
do you see what happens larry? do you see what happens larry?
this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER UP THE ASS.
Johnny Ball Valve wrote
You guys got any leads?
(ha Ha) Sure man, they just added 4 more officers to the case - they got us working in shifts!
knoxharringtonthevideoartist wrote
i can get you a toe dude
hell i can get you a toe by tonight
with nail polish
The Carpet Pissers wrote
WHERES THE FUCKING MONEY SHITHEAD!!!!
SpiffyJoe wrote
Give us the money Lebowski, or we fucks you up
Walter wrote
its a fucking dog with fucking papers.
Geordie Ninja wrote
I myself once delved in pacafism. Not in 'Nam of course
Jesus wrote
Pederasty.
I wrote
it really tied the room together
Muddy wrote
This isn't Vietnam, this is bowling, there are RULES.
silly billy wrote
to the chic in the pic, don't change em at all...muy bueno just like that
just another quote wrote
I'm performing my cycle next week
The Jesus wrote
This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man -- ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead
Walrus wrote
New shit has come to light man...
Walter wrote
Say what you will about the tents about National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.
livin like dude wrote
How's it going Dude? Dude: "Oh you know man, strikes and gutters, up and down.."
Walter wrote
This is not 'Nam there are rules... doesn't anyone give a shit about the rules?
TheRat wrote
I have information, man
Shabas roller wrote
I micterate on all your rugs!!!!!!Now where the fuck is my oat soda!!!!!Nice shirt,will look good with my bathrobe!ABIDE!
The Dude wrote
I don\'t like your jerkoff name, I don\'t like your jerkoff off face, I don\'t like your jerkoff behaviour, and I don\'t like you, jerkoff. Do I make my self clear? -- I\'m sorry I wasn\'t listening -- *Throws mug* -- OW! Fucking Fascist!
He's a good man. ...and thourra. wrote
-Drop you trousers.
-No, he hit me right here, man.
Aaron wrote
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!! Shomer shabbos!
His Dudeness wrote
You're not privee to the new shit.
Brother Seamus wrote
No physical harm intended.
you can guess what happens next wrote
uh..... he fixes the cable?
pcbubba wrote
You're being very un-dude...
Her Dudeness wrote
I want this on baby clothes!!!!
Bowie's in SPACE wrote
Well that's just like...your opinion, man.
Jason wrote
I need my fuckin' johnson, man!
What do you need that for, dude?
GW101 wrote
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!!!
nithlist wrote
We believe in NOTHING Lebowski!
Smokey wrote
"This isn't 'Nam, Smokey! There are RULES! Mark it zero!"
mnm99 wrote
We...the royal we!
walter wrote
Lady, I got buddies that died face down in the muck so that YOU COULD ENJOY THIS FAMILY RESTAURANT!
ali wrote
you mean coitus?
Inez wrote
Oh no, he has health problems
Maude wrote
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Jeffery "Dude" Lebowski wrote
Oh... nice marmot...
Show dog with fucking papers wrote
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regime to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber...
Sim the dude wrote
I say he\'s a walker.......... Pick him up Walter
The Fucking Nihilist Around Here wrote
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Just take the four dollars, man!
Hashman wrote
Umm...I'm just going to find a cash machine.
bo wrote
ahhh, yeah, that and a pair of testicles
walter wrote
he's a petter ass!
the royal we wrote
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES
Jesus wrote
You pull any of that crazy shit with us. flash your piece out on the lane, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fuckin' trigger until it goes 'click'.
Charles Pankey (vailpankey@yahoo.com) wrote
shut the fuck up donny!
What's wrong with walter dude?
MaudeLebowski wrote
Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit!
Penis McElroy wrote
penis cream
huevos wrote
smokey, this not nam, this is bowling, there are rules.
guy who thinks chicks hot wrote
yes. your tits are perfect. but thats just the tip of the iceburg
Sobchak wrote
I am buying this t-shirt and heading straight to In-Out Burger after I beat the shit out of Larry.
Danielle wrote
Larry! The man is here!
walt wrote
shut the fuck up donnie.......ooh, when do we go next?
jason wheeler wrote
oh no.. he has health problems
Jeffrey Lebowski wrote
Are you EMPLOYED, Mr Lebowski?
duder wrote
Nothing is fucked?!?!?! The goddamned plane has crashed into the mountain!!
Dude wrote
Jesus, you mix a hell of a caucasian, jackie!
uhh wrote
Eight year olds, Dude. (and as for the chic in the pic, i'd fuck her)
Jeffreu wrote
Yeah. Roadie for Metallica. Speed of Sound tour. Bunch of assholes.
W. Sobcheck wrote
We can't do that dude. That fucks up our plan.
The Dude wrote
walter...the chinaman who pissed on my rug...I can't go give him a bill! So what the fuck are you talking about?
El duderino wrote
There down there, let me take an other look.
karl hungus wrote
we kat off aua girlfriens toe. that's not fair!
Fair? you're the fucking nihilists!
smudger wrote
The world does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable son of a bitch
Johnson? wrote
I'm talking about unchecked agression here dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand THAT YOU DO NOT!.... oh also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.... asian amercian..please.
El Duderino wrote
eight year old dude...
old duders wrote
this aggresion will not stand, man!
chef dan wrote
This aggresion will not stand, man. I mean your wife. MY WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE.
phil wrote
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.
old dudders wrote
she's gotta feed the monkey!
In n' Out Burger wrote
Calmer than you are!
Walter wrote
Forget about the fucking toe
old dudders wrote
they give us a toe,we're supposed to shit ourselves in fear,fuckin amateurs!!!!!
Duder wrote
My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the germans can cut my dick off.
donny,who loved bowling wrote
what do you need that for dude?
The Dude wrote
JESUS!................You've got it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus!!!
Bunny wrote
You try any funny shit like pulling a trigger ou ton the lanes...I'll take it off you, shove it up your ass and the pull the trigger ill it goes click!
Hungus wrote
The bums will always lose, Mr. Lebowski. Do you hear me? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!
delfino wrote
im a dick,man!
Jackie Treehorn wrote
I fuckin hate the eagles man
Liam wrote
Man, the girl in the 1st pics...her tits are fantastic!
Urban Achiever wrote
different mothers...??
HIGHLY VAGINAL wrote
obviously youre not a golfer
shmuchgi wrote
"I'M SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS!"
Brother Shamus wrote
An Irish monk?
El Duderino wrote
Fuckin aye man..I got a rash..
just got the shirt wrote
This shirt fking rocks! and your tits are looking nice girl!
Chinaman wrote
The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain!
The_Dude wrote
Do you like sex Mr. Lebowski?
I was talking about my rug!
Maude wrote
It's a natural zesty enterprise
lebowski wrote
Say what you will about the National Socialists, dude...at least it's an ethos.
troy wrote
it isn't fair? IT ISN'T FAIR!?!?! You're the fucking nihilists!
Dude wrote
She's not my girlfriend man, she\'s my special fuckin lady friend.
Laura wrote
Who the FUCK are the Knutsens?
Biggie wrote
I bought one of these for my bowling team and I happen to love it. And yes, girl in pink has great breasts!!!!
el duderino wrote
at least i'm house trained
Brother Shamas wrote
the man in the black pajamas a worthy fucking adverasy
Autobahn wrote
What are you a fuckin park ranger now...
TheDudeAbides wrote
Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
lulabugs wrote
AM I WRONG? AM I WRONG? NO WALTER YOURE JUST A FUCKING MORON!
Woo wrote
Well we just don't know that, do we Dude?
hipster wrote
you can guess what happens next....
..he fixes the cable?
GD wrote
Donny: Are these men going to hurt us, Walter?
Walter: No Donny. These men are cowards.
elduderimo wrote
Do you have any clues? I'll have a word with the boys down at the crime lab.
me wrote
You brought a Pomeranian bowling?
Donald wrote
I'm throwin' rocks tonight!
Doc wrote
...instead of running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, i-i-i-…this could be uh, uh, a lot more, uh, uh, uh,… uh, uh, uh, complex…I mean, it’s not just, it might not be just such a simple, uh… you know?
Duder wrote
Yes, Walter, I think there is a hidden message here. It\'s \"FUCK YOU, WALTER, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!\"
Donny wrote
I was bowling.... (chic in the pic would have to hav it)
Walter wrote
Dude, ahhhh Duuuuuuuuude, you're being very 'undude' right now.
his dudeness wrote
woh, hey, carful man there's a beverage here!
El Duderino wrote
...if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Duder wrote
What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam Walter?
Narrator wrote
Just one thing dude, do you have to use so many cuss words?
-What the fuck are you talking about?
Ok Dude, have it your way.
The Dude wrote
Come on man, I fucking hate the Eagles!
maude wrote
do you like sex jeffrey?
i find it a natural, zesty enterprise ~
Chinaman wrote
AND I SURE AS SHIT DONT ROLL ON FUCKIN SHOMER SHABBOS.
El Duderino (I\'m not into the whole brevity thing) wrote
Burkholter! I told that Kraut a thousand times....
Karl Hungus wrote
The old man said to take any rug in the house.
jess ann wrote
nice marmot
Walter wrote
Donny, you're out of your element, Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
Lebowski Fan Guy wrote
Just tell us where the fuck you want us to go.
SteveNeptune wrote
- Jeffrey. Love me.
- That's my robe.
The Cowboy wrote
"Sometimes you eat the bar, and well... sometimes the bar eats you."
duggy wrote
God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about? BEST FILM EVER MADE :)
hrrrm wrote
Sometimes there's a man... and im talkin about the dude here. Sometimes there's a man... AWW hell... Lost my train of thought...
Maud wrote
Hey Pendejos!
brendt wrote
this is our concern dude
AUTOBAHN wrote
YOU THREW OUT A RINGER FOR A RINGER MAN.
Some Beers, A Few Laughs wrote
Hello, Pilar?
boyle wrote
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like they are women man!!!
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